AGENCY ASTROLOGY

⭐ CIRCE FLIPS OFF PLUTO: A Survivor’s Guide to the Planet Who Destroys You and Saves You** You know that feeling when you’ve been dragged through the underworld, rebuilt from the ashes, drowned in your own emotional sewer, and then slapped awake by cosmic truth? Yeah. That’s Pluto. And the only accurate response to a Pluto transit is exactly what Circe is doing in the artwork: A stone-faced middle finger held high against the god of psychological demolition. Let’s get into it. PLUTO: THE COSMIC EX WHO WON’T LEAVE No other planet shows up like Pluto. Mars brings heat. Venus brings charm. Mercury brings chaos. Saturn brings rules. Pluto? Pluto shows up like a floating, judgmental storm cloud with a superiority complex. He doesn’t knock. He doesn’t call. He just materializes in your life like: “Hey babe. Heard you were emotionally stable. Let’s fix that.” And suddenly your life becomes a five-season Netflix drama you never auditioned for. WHAT PLUTO SAYS HE’S DOING If you ask him,...

⭐ NEPTUNE: THE PLANET WHO FOGS UP THE WINDOWS AND CALLS IT SPIRITUALITY If Pluto is the cosmic ex who ruins your life “for your own good,” then Neptune is the friend who says: “Let’s manifest!” …and then loses their car keys, forgets their wallet, and somehow ropes you into a four-hour conversation about soulmates when you were just trying to order a coffee. Neptune is the planet of magic, intuition, divine connection, creativity, and dreams. He’s also the planet of: lies delusion confusion denial spiritual bypassing losing your damn phone losing your damn mind and thinking every red flag is “a sign from the universe” Neptune’s gifts are gorgeous. Neptune’s consequences are chaotic. Let’s talk about it. NEPTUNE IS THE COSMIC MIST MACHINE Every planet has a personality. Mars has a temper. Saturn has a clipboard. Pluto has a trench coat and trauma. Neptune? Neptune walks in barefoot, humming, smelling like incense, smiling like he’s seeing God… …because he p...

⭐ SATURN: THE PLANET WHO THINKS YOU WORK FOR HIM There are planets you love. There are planets you fear. And then there is Saturn — the planet that shows up in a three-piece suit with a clipboard and says: “We need to talk.” Saturn doesn’t care how you feel . Saturn cares about whether you: showed up did the work cleaned up your mess took responsibility learned the lesson and scheduled your next lesson He’s not your daddy. He’s your probation officer. Let’s begin. SATURN’S PERSONALITY: DISAPPOINTED BUT INVESTED If all the planets walked into a party: Neptune is in the corner vibing to a song no one else can hear. Jupiter brought a charcuterie board the size of a kayak. Venus wore sequins. Mars started a fight in the parking lot. Pluto is standing by the door staring into your soul. And Saturn ? He’s checking the thermostat, turning off extra lights, and asking who’s going to clean this up. Saturn is the only planet who shows u...

  The Sparkle Within and the Magic of Christmas There’s a certain magic that fills the air each December—a sense of hope, wonder, and possibility that is uniquely Christmas. But sometimes, as the world echoes with news of hardship or uncertainty, it can be more complicated than ever to believe in magic, or even in ourselves. It’s in these moments, though, when we must remind ourselves that greatness often begins in the quietest places: profound within your own heart. Remembering Your Worth You are capable of far more than you give yourself credit for. Never underestimate the power you hold—the ability to bring kindness, laughter, and light to those around you. Sometimes, the smallest gesture—a smile, a listening ear, a helping hand—can be the spark that changes someone’s whole day or even their life. The Magic of Christmas Christmas is more than decorations and gifts; it’s about faith, hope, and goodwill to all. It’s an annual reminder to rediscover the sparkle within ourselves ...

♮♮ 🔄🔊 https://youtube.com/shorts/FEsNgQGpdgc?si=Q3a9uuCCLrRMF_-N The Wrecking Ball of Joy, And The Light House Of Truth 📅 Earth School Archive — September 2025 I keep seeing the song posted everywhere again, and the comments say it all: “How did we not hear it this way back then?” But that’s the paradox of art. When Foster the People wrote the song, it was an anthem for a moment, a beat, a hook, a cultural pulse. Perhaps they even assumed it would stand alone, not echo forward as a prophecy. Yet here it is, resurfacing. And now we hear it differently. The Shift in Hearing At first, it was nostalgia. The melody of kids running, laughing, and playing. Upbeat, carefree. Later, you finally catch the words. Violent. Intrusive. Heart-wrenching. First, you dance to the beat. Then, you can’t unhear the lyrics. That’s what awakening does: Forces you to hold both joy and violence in the same space. Censorship, Truth, and Threat Now, the song itself has been flagged as “explicit.” Not because...

🚶‍♀️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♂️Walking the Wheel: A Personal Guide to Planets, Points, and Power How I read charts through wounds, shadows, and thresholds — and how you can feel them in your own life. Introduction When I sit down with a chart, I don’t just see symbols on a wheel — I see a story waiting to be told. Every planet, every point, every asteroid is a voice in that story, carrying its own wisdom, shadow, and lesson. Some astrologers stop at the “big three” — Sun, Moon, and Rising. I go further. I trace the math points, the shadows, the wounds, the fortune, and the thresholds. Because to me, a chart isn’t just about who you are — it’s about how you grow, where you get stuck, Me too and how you integrate. In this guide, we’ll walk the wheel point by point. I’ve included a sample chart (with no name attached) so you can follow along visually if you like. Think of it as a map — not the destination, but a wa So let’s take a walk through the astrological neighborhood neighborhood that I was bo...

🎶 Mixtape for the Eclipse A Soundtrack for the Light + the Shadow Side 1 - Light / North Node Vibes ✨ Aries – Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting Taurus – Spill the Wine Gemini – We Are Family Cancer – Our House Leo – He’s Going the Distance Virgo – This Little Light of Mine Libra – Man on the Moon Scorpio – I Will Survive Sagittarius – Celebrity Skin Capricorn – Cats in the Cradle Aquarius – Have You Ever Seen the Rain Pisces – Bennie and the Jets Side 2 — Dark / South Node Shadows 🌑 Aries – Smells Like Teen Spirit Taurus – Comfortably Numb Gemini – People Are Strange Cancer – House of the Rising Sun Leo – The Show Must Go On Virgo – Hurt (Johnny Cash) Libra – Space Oddity Scorpio – Rolling in the Deep / Wicked Game Sagittarius – Like a Rolling Stone   Capricorn – Fast Car Aquarius – Love Will Tear Us Apart Pisces – Hallelujah (Jeff Buckley)  🧑‍🚀 The Note You Didn’t Expect  (Back Cover Insert...

I’m not here to whisper. I’m here to tell the truth—grounded, direct, aggressive if it has to be. That’s Mars in Taurus: solid feet, steady hands, and no tolerance for lies. Here’s the reality: When people, institutions, or administrations tell you to “stay asleep,” they’re not protecting you. They’re protecting themselves. They’re not doing you decent. And if you believe in Rufinol, then you believe that you just might be politically Rufinoled. Put under. Kept quiet. Kept docile while the smoke and mirrors run the show. But Earth School doesn’t reward sleep. It rewards the ones who have the guts to wake up and stay awake even when the language is harsh, even when the truth rattles the room. This is the thing about Taurus Mars: It doesn’t shout because it has to—it shouts because it’s right. It doesn’t push for chaos—it goes for clarity. It doesn’t apologize for tipping the scales it knows the scales must balance. So take the advice. Stay awake. Don’t let yourself be swayed by politics...

All Mothers Are Summoned! When George Floyd cried out “Mama,” the world shook. That wasn’t just a dying man calling for comfort — it was the archetypal cry that summoned all mothers. Every woman who has ever carried a child heard it. Every mother who has ever feared for her son felt it. That cry went deeper than politics, deeper than race. It pierced the collective womb. And last night, the scales swung the other way. A wealthy politician was shot in the carotid artery his children left fatherless, his wife made a widow, his mother dead inside. Two people died: the man who bled out, and the shooter who traded his life for violence. Different sides of the mirror. Different faces, different circumstances. But the summons was the same. All mothers were called. The Archetypal Summons Circe turns men into pigs until balance is restored — not because she hates them, but because she knows their mothers will grieve. Lilith screeches in the night, calling the feminine into the dark. Pallas stra...

🌌 Think Cosmically, Act Locally: My Responsibility ✨ Some lessons follow us for years before they finally root themselves in our lives. Rick’s call to action — “Think cosmically, act locally” — has echoed in my ears for decades. But only now, in this season of my life, has it moved from a phrase I admired to a truth I embody. This is my timestamp — the moment responsibility became my ability to respond.Rick always said it: “Think cosmically, act locally.” For years, it was a phrase I admired, nodded at, even repeated — but it lived in my head, not yet in my bones. Now, I feel it like a heartbeat. The cosmos has always spoken to me in archetypes, cycles, and patterns. I can trace Saturn’s hand across time, feel Pluto in the marrow of generations, and hear Uranus rattling cages we’ve outgrown. That’s the cosmic thinking — the wide lens that shows me nothing is random, that even chaos has a pattern. But the truth is: the cosmos doesn’t need me to orbit in abstraction. It needs me to move...

🕰 The Rhuems Standard August 22, 2025 — 11:45 PM CST Virgo Season Opening | Moon waning in Leo → Virgo 📜 Entry Log I don’t need credibility. I need reachability. Credibility is applause. Reachability is access. When the world is ready, I don’t need to be proven right— I just need to be there . 🌌 Observation I can read people before they read themselves. My knowing is not a gift I brag about; it is the burden that keeps me quiet. If I speak too soon, I am labeled “delusional.” If I wait, I carry the weight of what I know in silence. And still, the truth arrives. Always. When it jolts them awake, they may claim it as their own. That’s fine. But under it all—we both know who was the catalyst. ⚖ Judgment Karma does not let gratitude slip away unbalanced. Awakening isn’t free. Freedom isn’t cheap. Every person must face the work: To recognize who carried the cross before them. To honor the weight of truth held before it was popular. That missing acknowled...

🌑✨ September 2025 Eclipse Season: Sign-by-Sign Guide ✨🌕 This September, we step into one of the most potent astrological cycles of the year: • Total Lunar Eclipse (Full Moon in Pisces) — Sept 7–8 • Partial Solar Eclipse (New Moon in Virgo) — Sept 21 These eclipses illuminate the Virgo–Pisces axis, asking us to balance practical structure with soulful surrender. First, the lunar eclipse clears away old emotional baggage. Then, the solar eclipse lays the groundwork for a more intentional, aligned life. Below you’ll find: 1. Sign-by-Sign Horoscopes (where to expect shifts) 2. Timing Tips (how to flow with each eclipse) 3. Ritual Suggestions (practical + soulful tools to align) ⸻ 🌕 Total Lunar Eclipse in Pisces (Sept 7–8) A cosmic cleanse and emotional release point. Aries ♈ • Focus: Hidden emotions, subconscious patterns • Shift: Release limiting beliefs and self-sabotage • Ritual: Journaling before bed—burn pages safely to release what weighs you down...