⭐ PLUTO: THE COSMIC EX WHO WON’T LEAVE
⭐ CIRCE FLIPS OFF PLUTO:
A Survivor’s Guide to the Planet Who Destroys You and Saves You**
You know that feeling when you’ve been dragged through the underworld, rebuilt from the ashes, drowned in your own emotional sewer, and then slapped awake by cosmic truth?
Yeah. That’s Pluto.
And the only accurate response to a Pluto transit is exactly what Circe is doing in the artwork:
A stone-faced middle finger held high against the god of psychological demolition.
Let’s get into it.
PLUTO:
THE COSMIC EX WHO WON’T LEAVE
No other planet shows up like Pluto.
Mars brings heat.
Venus brings charm.
Mercury brings chaos.
Saturn brings rules.
Pluto?
Pluto shows up like a floating, judgmental storm cloud with a superiority complex.
He doesn’t knock.
He doesn’t call.
He just materializes in your life like:
“Hey babe. Heard you were emotionally stable. Let’s fix that.”
And suddenly your life becomes a five-season Netflix drama you never auditioned for.
WHAT PLUTO SAYS HE’S DOING
If you ask him, Pluto claims he’s here for:
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transformation
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rebirth
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empowerment
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psychological depth
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truth
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awakening
Sounds cute.
If you ask anyone living through a Pluto transit, they’ll tell you Pluto is actually here for:
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ripping the rug out from under you
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exposing your deepest shadow
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torching your ego
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ending relationships you thought were “forever”
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blowing up your career
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sending you into identity rehab
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and then whispering:
“This is growth.”
Pluto is the only planet who will ruin your life
and then expect you to thank him for it.
WHY CIRCE FLIPS HIM OFF (AND WHY SHE’S RIGHT)
Circe isn’t scared.
She isn’t trembling.
She isn’t doing shadow work on Pluto’s schedule.
She’s barefoot on a cliff, hair blowing in the underworld wind, looking him dead in the smoky eye like:
“Absolutely not. I just rebuilt myself. Take your destruction kink elsewhere.”
Circe understands the truth: Pluto is both the medicine and the poison.
He is the trauma and the recovery.
The death and the rebirth.
The problem and the solution.
And yes — he really does talk out of both sides of his mouth.
Not because he’s a liar,
but because he’s a paradox.
He’s the original “I did it for your own good” archetype.
She’s the original “You could’ve just sent a memo” archetype.
WHAT A PLUTO TRANSIT FEELS LIKE
A Pluto transit feels like:
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losing things you didn’t realize were holding you hostage
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realizing the thing you wanted to protect is the thing that was killing you
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having your illusions ripped off your face like duct tape
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emotional molting
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burning your old identity in a symbolic funeral pyre
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meeting your deepest power
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earning your backbone
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discovering your soul strength
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rising out of the rubble with new eyes
Surviving Pluto feels like surviving the emotional equivalent of a house fire.
You walk out barefoot, blinking, half-scorched, holding your coffee mug, saying:
“It’s fine. I needed this.”
PLUTO: FRIEND AND ENEMY
Here’s the part people don’t like saying out loud:
Pluto is your worst nightmare
and your greatest ally.
He destroys your illusions
so you can see your truth.
He ends what you cling to
so you can hold what’s real.
He pulls the rug
so you can grow roots.
He drags you through the underworld
so you can rise without fear.
Pluto is the villain
who becomes your guardian
when you stop running from yourself.
He’s not good.
He’s not bad.
He’s inevitable.
And he’s honest — brutally so.
He’ll burn your life down and say:
“That wasn’t you anyway.”
And frustratingly?
He’s right.
THE CIRCE TAKEAWAY
Circe flipping off Pluto is the correct spiritual posture.
It says:
“I learned the lesson.
I survived the fire.
I integrated the shadow.
And now? You don’t scare me.”
Pluto doesn’t get the final word.
You do.
Because the moment you stop fearing:
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endings
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truth
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shadow
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loss
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depth
…Pluto has nothing left to use against you.
And THAT is when your power clicks into place.
Pluto didn’t just break you.
Pluto revealed you.
Circe — and you — get to stand in that truth
with your chin up
and your middle finger proudly raised.

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