π¦Έ♂️ Hunter S. Thompson: Our Gonzo Superhero in the July 2025 Retrograde Spectacle we never saw actually coming! He isn't surprised at all, I’m sure! π
π¦Έ♂️ Hunter S. Thompson: Our Gonzo Superhero in the July 2025 Retrograde Spectacle
Thompson ran for Sheriff of Pitkin County in 1970 on the Freak Power ticket and lost by fewer than 900 votes. That’s cosmic energy in action: bold, local, and unapologetically authentic. This July, the planets are echoing that same unapologetic spirit. Time to channel Gonzo, speak raw live, act loud, stay real.
π Retrograde Line-Up with Gonzo Interpretations & House Focus
| Planet | Dates & Degrees | Astrological House Themes | Gonzo Directive |
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| Mercury (Leo) | July 17–Aug 11 @ 15°→4°Leo | Activates your 5th House (Leo vibes): creativity, self-expression, romance | Speak unfiltered: let your creative truth roar. When tech fails or words flounder, edit later. Live in the pause. |
| Saturn (Aries) | July 12–Nov 27 @ 1°→25°Aries | Moves through your 1st House into 12th: identity, discipline, hidden burdens | Revisit ambitions: fix what’s half-baked. Sharpen your focus. And be honest—even ruthless—about your limits. |
| Neptune (Aries) | July 4–Dec 9 @ 1°Ar→29°Pisces | Touches both 1st & 12th House—dreams vs. delusions, public vs. private self | Record your inner visions—journal with fever. See what’s escape and what’s soul-surging truth. |
| Pluto (Aquarius) | May 4–Oct 13 @ 3°→1°Aq | In the 11th House: social circles, community power plays | Expose and dismantle hidden power. Rip open the collective code—then sketch the rebuild. |
| Chiron (Aries) | Jul 30–Jan 2, 2026 @ 27°→22°Ar | Wounds heal in 1st/12th House terrain: identity and the subconscious | Baring your scars is your superpower. Let vulnerability lead the revolution. |
π Planet-by-Planet Gonzo Guide
π£ Mercury in Leo (5th House) – July 17–Aug 11
Mercury retrograde here disrupts creativity, romance, and performance. Think: tech hiccups mid-speech, forgotten lines, messages lost. But it also invites raw expression.
Thompson Move: Type that raw email or poem—not polished, just you. When it crashes, hit save. Let your soul speak.
π‘ Saturn in Aries (1st → 12th House) – July 12–Nov 27
Saturn asks: who are you really? Revisit past commitments. Are you dragging hidden burdens or phony disciplines?
Thompson Move: Ditch the bullshit. Prioritize your true mission. Live your test.
π Neptune in Aries (1st/12th) – July 4–Dec 9
Neptune blurs reality. Are you chasing brand dreams—or real soul-calling?
Thompson Move: Nightly journal like a speedwriter on mescaline. Which dreams feed you, which deceive?
⚡ Pluto in Aquarius (11th House) – May 4–Oct 13
Time to root out hidden systems—political, social, community-power.
Thompson Move: Write exposΓ©s. Twitch the wires of covert influence. Then sketch the revolution.
π Chiron in Aries – July 30 onwards
Your pain is psychic gold.
Thompson Move: Share your scars publicly. Teach from your wounds. Let vulnerability lead the mass healing.π₯ Why Align Gonzo with Retrogrades?
Because cosmic chaos demands real living. Hunter didn’t wait for clarity he broke the mold to find it. This is your cosmic invitation:
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Agency over inaction: each retrograde phase reveals one dimension—speak, restructure, dream, expose, heal.
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Identity in motion: this is who you are now. Let Saturn and Chiron sculpt truth from your own flesh.
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Public orchestration: under Pluto’s gaze, your vulnerability and courage can spark collective ignition.
π Quick Retrograde Roadmap
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July 4 – Neptune stations retrograde → inward dive begins.
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July 12/13 – Saturn flips retrograde → revisit identity & commitments.
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July 17 – Mercury stations retrograde → wordsmithing starts.
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July 30 – Chiron stations → open scar season begins.
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Aug 11 – Mercury turns direct → clarity—and publication.
- Moon: Waning Gibbous Moon
Sign: Aries | Degree: 21° 11'
The Waxing Gibbous phase encourages growth and preparation for the upcoming full moon. It's a time to reflect on your intentions and make adjustments as needed.
π§ Final Words: Live the Cosmic Gonzo
1971 spits through 2025. This retrograde month calls for truth: profound, messy, unapologetic. Type like you own the device. Speak like nothing else matters. Transform your world with cosmic courage.
Daring words. Brutal self-checks. Shared wounds.
That’s planetary power. That’s gonzo soul. That’s your cosmic assignment. π₯
Here’s a gonzo-fueled retrograde horoscope for each zodiac sign! Combining Mercury, Saturn, Neptune, Pluto, and Chiron all crashing into July’s cosmic party. It’s universal, but your house placements show exactly how it lands on your life. Let’s get weird, truthful, and radically you.
♈ Aries
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Mercury (5th house of creativity): Old crushes or creative projects bounce back. Speak from the gut yes, even if tech screws it up.
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Saturn & Neptune (1st house): Identity reboot mode—discipline meets disillusion. Journal what you’ve outgrown and what fire still burns.
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Pluto (11th): Community-level shake-up see who’s real. Gonzo move: expose group power plays and plant seeds for new tribes.
♉ Taurus
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Mercury (4th house, home & family): Family misunderstandings ahead. Double-check plans, speak gently when tension hits.
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Saturn (12th house): Silent healing—boundaries with emotional baggage are key. Recharge from solitude.
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Pluto (11th): Hidden alliances shift. Gonzo move: monetize overlooked talents; disrupt stale support systems.
♊ Gemini
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Mercury (3rd house, daily flow): Tech tangles, lost messages. Revisit unfinished tasks and be the editor of your own story.
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Saturn & Neptune (12th & 1st): Journal subconscious patterns—dream vs escape. Your voice matters.
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Pluto (11th): Reassess social networks—crowd source truth, not chaos.
♋ Cancer
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Mercury (2nd house, money & self-worth): Financial delay, emotional attachments. Renegotiate your value.
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Saturn (11th): Work on team dynamics; show up with accountability.
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Pluto (11th): Wealth rebalancing—expose power-hoarding and plan your share.
♌ Leo
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Mercury retrograde in your sign (1st house!): Your identity’s mic is glitching—but it’s a rewrite chance. Refuse the script, speak your soul.
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Saturn & Neptune: Deep shifts in who you are and who you seem to be. Check illusions.
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Pluto: Friend groups change—lead the new tribe you want, not the one that’s half-broken.
♍ Virgo
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Mercury (12th house, subconscious): Hidden fears surface—listen more than speak.
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Saturn (10th house, career): Time to tighten work structure.
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Pluto: Professional image may need cleansing—dismantle stagnation.
♎ Libra
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Mercury (11th house, friends & networks): Old friendships reappear. Reflect—keep who resonates.
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Saturn: Reevaluate community roles; find where you belong.
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Pluto: Your social world shifts—lead through disruption.
♏ Scorpio
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Mercury (10th house, career): Projects stall—pause before signing off new ones.
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Saturn: Position yourself with more authority — without shortcuts.
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Pluto: Power in your profession must be exposed or rerouted.
♐ Sagittarius
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Mercury (9th house, beliefs/travel): Travel delays, resurfaced teachings. Rethink your path.
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Saturn: Build meaningful structures around your growth goals.
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Pluto: Let go of outdated worldviews design a new philosophy.
♑ Capricorn
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Mercury (8th house, shared resources): Money complications & trust issues. Pause contracts.
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Saturn: Time to heal old emotional or financial debts build your foundation.
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Pluto: Deep transformation in joint matters claim your stake.
♒ Aquarius
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Mercury (7th house, partnerships): Misunderstandings may hit couples or biz deals. Stay patient.
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Saturn: Redefine commitments & boundaries in partnerships.
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Pluto: Collective breakdowns may birth aligned alliances.
♓ Pisces
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Mercury (6th house, wellness): Routines break down redo your self-care plan.
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Saturn: Build healthy habits with discipline and compassion.
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Pluto: Reveal hidden wellness themes lead by healing personally and publicly.
π Cosmic Gonzo Advice
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Mercury asks us to restart communication with courage, but pause before yelling at fate.
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Saturn demands we define and defend our new identities.
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Neptune whispers which illusions to release.
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Pluto says dig out hidden structures, then collapse them.
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Chiron reminds us: scars narrate power.
π Ride the Retrograde Like Thompson
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Speak raw, even if you fuck it up.
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Reassess relentlessly, trim the false.
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Doc dreams, expose illusions.
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Public scar-sharing, lead by empathy.
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Disrupt systems, then rewrite them.
July 2025 isn’t just a slowdown it’s an invitation to gonzo living. Speak your chaos, live your scars, and channel cosmic chaos into truth-driven action. π₯
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