AGENCY ASTROLOGY

⭐ CIRCE FLIPS OFF PLUTO: A Survivor’s Guide to the Planet Who Destroys You and Saves You** You know that feeling when you’ve been dragged through the underworld, rebuilt from the ashes, drowned in your own emotional sewer, and then slapped awake by cosmic truth? Yeah. That’s Pluto. And the only accurate response to a Pluto transit is exactly what Circe is doing in the artwork: A stone-faced middle finger held high against the god of psychological demolition. Let’s get into it. PLUTO: THE COSMIC EX WHO WON’T LEAVE No other planet shows up like Pluto. Mars brings heat. Venus brings charm. Mercury brings chaos. Saturn brings rules. Pluto? Pluto shows up like a floating, judgmental storm cloud with a superiority complex. He doesn’t knock. He doesn’t call. He just materializes in your life like: “Hey babe. Heard you were emotionally stable. Let’s fix that.” And suddenly your life becomes a five-season Netflix drama you never auditioned for. WHAT PLUTO SAYS HE’S DOING If you ask him,...

⭐ NEPTUNE: THE PLANET WHO FOGS UP THE WINDOWS AND CALLS IT SPIRITUALITY If Pluto is the cosmic ex who ruins your life “for your own good,” then Neptune is the friend who says: “Let’s manifest!” …and then loses their car keys, forgets their wallet, and somehow ropes you into a four-hour conversation about soulmates when you were just trying to order a coffee. Neptune is the planet of magic, intuition, divine connection, creativity, and dreams. He’s also the planet of: lies delusion confusion denial spiritual bypassing losing your damn phone losing your damn mind and thinking every red flag is “a sign from the universe” Neptune’s gifts are gorgeous. Neptune’s consequences are chaotic. Let’s talk about it. NEPTUNE IS THE COSMIC MIST MACHINE Every planet has a personality. Mars has a temper. Saturn has a clipboard. Pluto has a trench coat and trauma. Neptune? Neptune walks in barefoot, humming, smelling like incense, smiling like he’s seeing God… …because he p...

⭐ SATURN: THE PLANET WHO THINKS YOU WORK FOR HIM There are planets you love. There are planets you fear. And then there is Saturn — the planet that shows up in a three-piece suit with a clipboard and says: “We need to talk.” Saturn doesn’t care how you feel . Saturn cares about whether you: showed up did the work cleaned up your mess took responsibility learned the lesson and scheduled your next lesson He’s not your daddy. He’s your probation officer. Let’s begin. SATURN’S PERSONALITY: DISAPPOINTED BUT INVESTED If all the planets walked into a party: Neptune is in the corner vibing to a song no one else can hear. Jupiter brought a charcuterie board the size of a kayak. Venus wore sequins. Mars started a fight in the parking lot. Pluto is standing by the door staring into your soul. And Saturn ? He’s checking the thermostat, turning off extra lights, and asking who’s going to clean this up. Saturn is the only planet who shows u...

  The Sparkle Within and the Magic of Christmas There’s a certain magic that fills the air each December—a sense of hope, wonder, and possibility that is uniquely Christmas. But sometimes, as the world echoes with news of hardship or uncertainty, it can be more complicated than ever to believe in magic, or even in ourselves. It’s in these moments, though, when we must remind ourselves that greatness often begins in the quietest places: profound within your own heart. Remembering Your Worth You are capable of far more than you give yourself credit for. Never underestimate the power you hold—the ability to bring kindness, laughter, and light to those around you. Sometimes, the smallest gesture—a smile, a listening ear, a helping hand—can be the spark that changes someone’s whole day or even their life. The Magic of Christmas Christmas is more than decorations and gifts; it’s about faith, hope, and goodwill to all. It’s an annual reminder to rediscover the sparkle within ourselves ...