π WHERE’S THE P-VALUE? THAT ANSWER WASN’T JUST MISLEADING—IT WAS REVEALING.
They Say Astrology Isn’t Real… So why are billion-dollar companies hiring astrologers in secret? A few years ago, I attended a research conference where a fellow astrologer presented a bold finding. I asked: "Where’s the p-value?" They said: π But When Astrology Is Studied Publicly… "Nobody uses those anymore." That answer wasn’t just misleading—it was revealing. The p-value helps us determine whether a result is due to chance or if it is a genuine occurrence. In astrology, that matters. A lot. But instead of taking astrology seriously, most researchers dismiss it publicly... while corporations use it privately. πΌ What I Know as a Certified Business Astrologer: Corporate executives hire astrologers under NDAs, paying $250K–300K annually. They consult for: Mergers IPOs Product launches Market trades Executive timing A peer-reviewed study of 1,300 couples showed that Sun-Venus aspects appeared around relationship milestones at odds of 1 in 244 billion. That should...